andtheyflew:

1) Why is it so popular to get a star tattoo behind one’s ear?
2) Are all Russians as intimidating as Sergei Zubov?
3) Will you marry me?
4) Why does Motorola make such crappy phones?
5) Am I going to be able to keep my apartment this clean for longer than a week?
  1. I don’t know, Bjork has one. The skin is right over a muscle so they’re probably very painful.
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes.
  4. Bad management at the top, their software teams don’t work closely with their hardware teams, they cut corners on production / components / materials
  5. Depends on if you get attacked by bears or not.
Source: apertedesiderata