"I had no idea, until recently, that Tumblr was just a glorified dating site. And here I’ve been writing long philosophical essays. I’m like one of those people who in a fit of desperation writes a long screed about “what’s wrong with dating” in the Craigslist dating section. I’ll tell you what’s wrong with dating, dude. But, yeah, that’s me. If I’d known this was a dating site I’d have just gotten a Wordpress blog, like a dork."

Source: keithgessen