August 2009
22 posts
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man...
– Teddy Roosevelt
Atlantic Wire: Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t, Debate.
(via nickdouglas)
It’s kind of ironic seeing the former editor of Valleywag posting this.
the cataclysm →
unfollowfriday:
You have neither friends nor a life, do you? You think we give enough of a damn to care for three posts about how you don’t do drugs? You think we care about how you want “him”, whoever that is? You’re sixteen years old, and trying to be someone you aren’t. My god, that’s embarassing. Your writing isn’t poetic. It is shit.
and here I thought they were talking about the new world...
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Both myself’s and my roommate’s Xbox’s just shit the bed at...
– alexmes
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I haven’t been on tumblr for the last two months, so expect a lot of reblogs.
The Bathroom Standoff
malty:
You’re at work and you need to go to the bathroom. Not a rush, not a big deal. You go into the third stall because someone is in the first one. You don’t know who they are but you finish up your business when you notice the bathroom silence. Person in stall one is waiting for you to leave so they can poop. Instead of washing your hands in a timely fashion, you decide to take your sweet...