June 2008
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“So far your biggest villain has been the host of Mad Money.”
– Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man: The Abridged Script (via nickdouglas)
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jokes with realistic punchlines
Two penguins are standing on an iceberg. The one penguin doesn’t say anything to the other, because penguins can’t talk. A baby seal walks into a club. It dies of heat exhaustion. A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle and the salami on the bar and the bartender says, “I don’t suppose...