October 2008
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You know how you can put a raisin in a glass of wine and watch it happily bounce up and down all day? Well some asshole decided to deposit his used gum in a bottle of Newcastle that I didn’t drink entirely, and the gum’s doing that. It’s like a gross science experiment.
Also, Chrome sucks ass on tumblr.
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spending all of tomorrow medidating. self reflection, none of that new age bullshit. phone will be off. weird, right?
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Happy I’m finally going to get a decent nights’ sleep
Questions of the Day1)
andtheyflew:
1) Why is it so popular to get a star tattoo behind one’s ear? 2) Are all Russians as intimidating as Sergei Zubov? 3) Will you marry me? 4) Why does Motorola make such crappy phones? 5) Am I going to be able to keep my apartment this clean for longer than a week?
I don’t know, Bjork has one. The skin is right over a muscle so they’re probably very painful.
Yes.
Yes.
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“The only thing that separates me from a machine is that I can choose my actions,...”
– ThreeFlavors (via kmikeym)
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Quarantine
I aw Quarantine today, I was excited because I was able to see it objectively — I had’t seen any trailers and I hadn’t heard anything about it, so I didn’t have anything to expect or give away part of the movie. Too bad it sucked.
If there were any more than two weeks till...
Jason Jones of The Daily Show: Do you think being a small-town mayor prepares you to be Vice President of the United States?
Mayor Dianne M. Keller of Wasilla, Alaska: An unequivocal yes.
JJ: Wh- How?
DK: How...?
JJ: Let's say you have a problem with the fire department. What would you do?
DK: The City of Wasilla doesn't manage a fire department.
JJ: OK, fine. Let's say there's something wrong with your school system.
DK: We don't do the school system either.
JJ: Just pick any social service.
DK: We don't do social services in Wasilla.
JJ: Um - what do you do?
DK: What do WE do in Wasilla?
JJ: Take me through the Mayor of Wasilla's day.
DK: Just different - different things on different days. Uhhh... well, Mondays, at 10:00, we always have a staff meeting. And then, um... ummm... Every Thursday is a check-signing day, so I sign all the checks for the City of Wasilla's bank bills.
THAT GUY HATES CANS!!
Navin Johnson: The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
“I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with...”
– David Sedaris on undecided voters (via bullshit)
malty:
I love Starbuck’s pumpkin spice lattes. Its like little cup of heaven, but something that always amazed me about starbucks is their inability to make a hot latte. Its always lukewarm, therefor I guzzle my 4 dollar coffee only to be left with an empty feeling inside and a wondering thought of ‘wheres the rest of my latte?’ I’m not the type of person who gets a VENTI coffee either. Its like...
livejamie:
MGMT - Kids (Soulwax Remix)
I don’t...
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It’s impressive to see how many people are in GTA IV’s credits.
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oh man, what a night.
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Frank Sinatra (via malty)
AMBER ALERT @genochurch’s 14 yr old daughter is missing in NC/SC/GA http://tinyurl.com/5yodvb - PLEASE RETWEET #NOT_A_JOKE
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List of words to try saying more often
1. Poppycock
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note to self: read stuff by Keith Gessen in the near future
Watchjakehurwitz:
I really like this video on CollegeHumor.
Watchsamreich:
All RA Floor, written by Amir, produced by Ben, shot by Vince, directed by me. Digg it.
“I had no idea, until recently, that Tumblr was just a glorified dating site. And...”
– Keith Gessen (via tylercoates) (via onemoretimewithfeeling)
Meditating
andtheyflew:
I feel so centered now, after spending an evening alone in nature. I climbed to the top of the hill, by the water tower, and watched the lightning over the trees until it got dark enough that I felt unsafe being there by myself. Then, instead of going home like I had originally planned, I drove in the direction of the lightning and ended up in the back of the Presby parking lot,...
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Can’t sleep… I knew playing Silent Hill: Homecoming this late would be a bad idea… totally going as Pyramid Head for Halloween though.
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Oh God, I want a Keepon so badly. http://is.gd/3rxQ
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All we hear about is pain on Wall Street and Main Street. How about Sesame Street? People are living in trash cans there.